Newbie games,
I'm a listen'in',
From my mouth,
drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
People hack Diablo--
Happily addicted to Battle.net.

All night long I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
After a snack,
Another zergling attack,
Happily addicted to the Battle.net.

My Friends come by and shake me, saying, "Hey, man!",
Do you know if Diablo 2 is done?"
With a listless shrug,
I mutter, "No, man;
I just kicked some 'toss butt one on one!"

I don't cheat, don't use hacks'es,
Don't lag out, don't use cracks'es,
Who cares if one day
My talent goes stray?
I'm happily addicted to Battle.net!

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