Hours without sleep,
On Battle.net,
Then you see some creep,
Who thinks he's BoBaFeTT,
I just despise the guys
, Who switch their L's with I's
But still I'll spend an hour or two on Battle Net each night, oh,

BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to be indoors on such a lovely day, oh,
BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to play Brood War on such a lovely day,

Mercs and Techs is lame,
Zerg Soccer, It's not bad,
Zergling Blood's the same,
Pokémon's just sad,
The lag bar is six red,
The spammers are braindead,
But still I'd rather play online instead of go to bed, oh

BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to be indoors on such a lovely day, oh,
BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to play Brood War on such a lovely day,

PK's everywhere,
This place really blows,
Gameplay isn't fair,
But that's the way it goes,
Two on one attacks,
Map revealing hacks,
With all the IP sniffing-nuking I just can't relax, oh

BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to be indoors on such a lovely day, oh,
BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to play Brood War on such a lovely day,

Disconnection constantly,
The lag is worse than heck,
But Battle Net is free,
So what can you expect?
There are Ladder abusers,
And chat client users,
But if you would like my opinion they're just a bunch of losers, oh

BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to be indoors on such a lovely day, oh,
BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to play Brood War on such a lovely day,

Ones from every race,
Ones from every nation,
Gathered in one place,
A gamer congregation,
The servers do not run,
But it's a lot of fun,
If you would please excuse me now, I'm trying to log on, oh,

BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to be indoors on such a lovely day, oh,
BNet Bells, BNet Bells, BNet all the way,
How I love to play Brood War on such a lovely day

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