This parody is based on the tune of 'One Jump Ahead' from Alladin.
(Slick) One Wraith, ahead of the scourge line
One 'Ling, ahead of the Swarm
I mind control only what I can't afford ( That's Everything! )
One probe ahead of the zealot
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys like to see me soaked
[Crowd:] Newbie! 'Lisk snack! Rookie! Take that!
[Slick:] Just a little time guys....
[Crowd:] No way lets nuke this little crap guys!
[Slick:] I can take some hits, gotta face the tanks
You're my only friend, MapHack!
[Crowd:] *WHACK!*
[Observers:] Oh it's sad Slick's hit the bottom
He's become a little weak thing
I'd blame his allies 'cept he hasn't got 'em
[Slick:] Gotta mine to buy, gotta buy to beat
Can't expand anywhere with all these slimes
One 'Lot ahead of the archon
One 'guard ahead of my doom
Next time gonna cancel them cocoons
One recall around the cannons
One medic to shake down the lock
I'm lookin like the fool of the flock
[Crowd:] Stop, *frag*! Hacker! Dead slag! Camper!
[Slick:] Let's not be too nasty...
[Observer:] Still think he's a bit of a slacky
[Slick:] Gotta mine to buy, gotta buy to beat
Why do I never last too long...
[Slick:] One scout ahead of the battlecruiser
One cloak, and hope for the B of the doubt
With luck, I'll be the Master
Take a look with my comsat, disaster! (Oh no)
Here goes, gotta escape this
Hope I win later, blast it!
All I gotta do is disconnect-heck!
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