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En Taro Tassadar: -By ]nfested_Me ICQ:61361211

Parody of 'All-Star' by Smashmouth:

    Aldaris once told me the conclave would control me,
    He said that I was breakin’ the law,
    Then he said that I was dumb, and he called me dirty scum,
    Until I told him what I saw,
    Well, I found the Dark Templar and Zeratul,
    Went back to Char breakin’ all the rules,
    Long time ago we banned them from Aiur,
    We need them back or we lose the empire,
    So much for that, time to go back,
    But Aldaris wants to arrest me,
    Now you know why I won’t go,
    The Zerg are our common foe,

    Hey now, he’s a Templar, got his cape on, used psi,
    Hey now, he’s a Templar, no escape now, oh my,
    The Conclave thinks they’re so bold,
    But with Tassadar, the truth shall be told,

    So I found him, in some Terran base ruins,
    But it didn’t take long; I could see right through him,
    But then Kerrigan got kinda cruel,
    The day she challenged me to a duel,
    I ran away; I felt like a coward,
    But then the Zerg released their power,
    They overran Aiur; I’m annoyed,
    At least the Protoss Conclave was also destroyed,

    Hey now, he’s a Templar, got his Carrier, Gantrithor,
    Hey now, he’s a Templar, struck some terror, to the swarm,
    And now the truth has been told,
    Then with Tassadar, the story unfolds,

    (just music)

    Hey now, he’s a Templar, had relations, with Dark Ones,
    Hey now, he’s a Templar, brought salvation, to his brethren,
    And now the truth has been told,
    Mighty Tassadar…

    Aldaris once asked could I set my ship to crash,
    We need to blow the Overmind away,
    I said “What? What’re you, nuts?
    Why don’t you kamikaze yourself,
    Oh well, I still did it any way,
    Well, I turned my Gantrithor’s power core to full,
    Concentrated psi right through the hull,
    Sent my ship on an overhead pass,
    The Protoss race shall be saved at last,
    I’ll miss all you, so much for me,
    I’ll join Adun in eternity,
    You'll always know what I have done,
    My legacy shall live on,

    Hey now, he’s a Templar, had a mission, save his kind,
    Hey now, he’s a Templar, set collision, Overmind,
    And now the Overmind’s dead,
    Thanks to Tassadar, and the people he led,
    And now the Overmind’s dead,

    “En Taro Tassadar” will always be said…

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