Grandma Got Devoured by a Zergling: -By ]nfested_Me

Grandma got devoured by a Zergling,
I am sure the Zergling meant no harm,
You can say that StarCraft's just a game,
But me and Grandpa we sure fear the Swarm,

She had argued with that Zergling,
We told her she wouldn't win,
But dear old Grandma just persisted,
I am sure the one to blame is Kerrigan,
Tried to find her the next morning,
All we found were a few Drones,
But then I saw my dear old Grandma,
She was nothing but a pile of clean dried bones,

Grandma got devoured by a Zergling,
I am sure the Zergling meant no harm,
You can say that StarCraft's just a game,
But me and Grandpa we sure fear the Swarm,

Now we're out to kill that Zergling,
Me and Grandpa, yes we are,
We will track him till we get him,
Even if we have to take a Wraith to Char,
Things are different without Grandma,
Hunting critters aint the same,
And we just can't help but wonder:
Why in the world did I buy this StarCraft game,

Grandma got devoured by a Zergling,
I am sure the Zergling meant no harm,
You can say that StarCraft's just a game,
But me and Grandpa we sure fear the Swarm,

Kakaru is on the table,
Me and Grandpa give a toast,
To my long lost deceased Grandma
And of course the Father, Son, and Terran Ghost,
I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
That these Zerglings roam the streets,
Some of them did not believe me,
And the others, they just kicked me with their cleats,

Grandma got devoured by a Zergling,
I am sure the Zergling meant no harm,
You can say that StarCraft's just a game,
But me and Grandpa we sure fear the Swarm,

Grandma got devoured by a Zergling,
I am sure the Zergling meant no harm,
You can say that StarCraft's just a game,
But me and Grandpa we sure fear the Swarm,

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