This is a variation of "Grandma got devoured by a Zergling" by Infested_Me.
Everybody got devoured by my Zergling,
I am sure my Zergling meant no harm,
I let it loose in the classroom
And then it ripped everyone apart
They had tormented my Zergling,
I told them they'd only die,
But my classmates didn't listen,
Now I wished I hadn't took my ling to school,
Tried to find it the next morning,
All I found were a few bones,
But then I saw a dead person ,
Then I knew my li'l ling had been here,
Everybody got devoured by my Zergling,
I am sure my Zergling meant no harm,
I let it loose in the classroom
And then it ripped everyone apart
Now they're out to kill my Zergling,
The whole school, yes they are,
They will hunt him till they kill him,
Even if they have to hitch a ride to Char,
Things are different without my Lingy,
Killing critters dont seem right,
And I just can't help but wonder:
Why,why,why did I take Lingy to school
Everybody got devoured by my Zergling,
I am sure my Zergling meant no harm,
I let it loose in the classroom
And then it ripped everyone apart,
Now they have my li'l Lingy,
On the table yes they have,
With a dagger in its forehead
And a bullet hole going straight though its chest,
I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Thats its friends will kill them all,
Some of them did not believe me,
And the others, they just ran off down the street
Everybody got devoured by my Zergling,
I am sure my Zergling meant no harm,
I let it loose in the classroom
And then it ripped everyone apart,
Everybody went to kill my Lingy
All because it killed afew people
Now its friends have come to kill eveyone
And nobody can do a fuck about it,
Whey!
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