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Poem: This Isn't Right

While playing StarCraft the other day,
I noticed a couple things,
Like Templars don't own temples,
And Vultures should have wings,

And why Arcturus' little squad,
Call the Sons of Korhal,
When some of them, like Kerrigan,
Are not sons at all,

And the UED came from planet Earth,
Catching everyone offguard,
But they all have European names,
Like Alexei and Gerard,

And the Confederacy was the southern side,
In the American Civil War,
But how could all the Terrans know,
Of a battle centuries before,

And the Protoss units have English names,
Like Probes and Carriers,
But how the heck could Protoss,
Cross the language barriers,

And one person I know is a fraud,
Is that red-head Terran, Sarah,
I looked it up on Encarta,
Closest match: Sahara,

If we look in Greek mythology,
We'll see the Valkyrie,
They used to carry dead warriors,
And Yggdrasil is a tree,

And as for Interceptors,
When they intercept they die,
And if Siege Tanks really could lay siege,
Why can't they shoot at the sky?

The psionic force is invisible,
So how can we see Psi Storm,
And the second Overmind took minutes to grow,
When the first took years to form,

Well that's my story for today,
I hope that you enjoy it,
But if what Wraith means is 'ghost',
Then how can you destroy it




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